love island is back!

Like me i’m sure you all extremely excited that Love island is back on our screens. Every night at 9-10pm for the next few weeks most members of the British public will be glued to there TV screens getting carried away in the love lives of 10 complete strangers. On the first night it started it sat down with a cup of tea got comfy and sat patiently as it begun but i’m sure you was all just as disappointed as i was when you saw the new islanders.

when we was introduced to the islanders the first word that came to my head was bread. you may be confused by what i mean when i say bread but what i mean is that they are boring they seem as interesting as a plain slice of bread but not even nice bread. The past few years the contestants have been funny and bubbly making the show entertaining to watch where as this year they all seem to take themselves way to seriously.

We are not even two weeks in and one of the contestants has already been axed from the show for breaking one of the Love island rules. Before the the show starts the contestants have to sign an agreement stating that they will follow the island rules: those rules are

• no nudity
• no unsafe sex (condoms must be worn)
• no masturbating
• no smoking in the house, pool or garden
• contestants who have sex must see a therapist afterwards
• no phones or prohibited items
• No inappropriate language or behaviour
• No excessive drinking

as you are all probably aware contestant Sheriff was axed from the show from breaking one of these rules (not that we saw him much anyways). we have not yet been told which one of the rules it was that he broke.